LAST NAMES ARE HOMOSEX.

why?
why were these shenanigans invented?
i mean, the obvious answer is "so people with the same first name wouldnt get mixed up with someone else"
but some of these, are insane
and could ruin ones life.

e.g robin candy.
yes robin, i used you in my example.
professions he shouldnt work in
a) candy store
b)dentist
c)doctor
well when i say b) and c) i mean, what kind of dentist or doctor would be called doctor candy?

what robin should really do is become a paedophile,
and tell his victims that he has "lots of candy"
and trust me, i think thats a profession he may have considered.

and then there is gabriel.
gabriel hurtz.
"hey im doctor hurtz"
little children: *douse selves in gasoline*

FUN.

and aj.
alex jackaman

after much talk about the best profession, priyanka, james, alex h and i dedcided he shouild work with sperm samples
"hello, i'll leave you in here to make your sample, if you need any help just as doctor jackaman."
jack
a
man
yum,

my english teacher is so perverted
"well then, alex jack-a-woman"
oh
now thats just disgusting.
just disgusting.
and messy.

doctor sammut sounds so much more professional.
apart from the fact everyone think my last name is salmon.
SALMON IS A PINK FISH.
DOUCHEBAGS.

and then theres james' doctor
called doctor butcher.
now thats just something, you don't want to imagine.
ever.

i wish we could choose our own first and last names.
id be hugh jass.
thankyou, and goodnight.